i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize
