We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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