Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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