that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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