I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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