Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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