3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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