Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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