just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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