got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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