Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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You. Win. At. Life.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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