If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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