Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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