Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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