He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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