I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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