plz talk dirty to me
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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