my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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