She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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