good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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