what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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