no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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