Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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