I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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