did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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