I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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