I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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