love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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