it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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