would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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