The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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