I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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