if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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