Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
MIDGETS
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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