And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Two words: blizzard sex
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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