508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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