i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
