I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
