My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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