Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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