I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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