quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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