i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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