You work out of a Hotel?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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