Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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