I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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