is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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