We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my sisters under your porch take her home
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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