come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think people are normalizing furries
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