I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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